what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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