Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
