Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Houston, we have a blender
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Randomize
