At least make sure they are 18
Why
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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