I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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