It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I deserve this hangover.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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