Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
