I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Dicks are not precious.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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