i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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