just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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