is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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