I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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