i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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