Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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