I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I want a musical about memes.
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