I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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