SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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