problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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