Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i just made my gag reflex go away.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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