Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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