If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Randomize
