just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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