I have demons in me.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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