How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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