Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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