Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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