Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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