My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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