I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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