We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
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