We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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