Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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