Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
then he tried to convert me to islam
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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