I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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