is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
