Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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