I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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