I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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