Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You are a genius and a whore.
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