i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Randomize
