Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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