i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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