I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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