I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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