Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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