Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
