We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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