kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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