I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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