Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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