D3 body, D1 cock
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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