Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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