We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Randomize
