I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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