i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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