She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Oh god it's open bar.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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