we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
